Pigeon 1: SQUAWK SQUAWK
Pigeon 2: SQUAWK SQUAWK
Pigeon 3: SQUAWKKKKKKKK
To a normal person, this might just be a few pigeons squawking very loudly. For the pigeons, however, it is a petty argument.
Pigeon 1: SEEDS ARE WAY BETTER THAN BREAD WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!?!?!
Pigeon 2: BREAD IS THE BEST FOOD EVER! WE GET IT LESS THAN WE GET SEEDS! BREAD IS A DELICACY!
Pigeon 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: why are those pigeons so loud?
Person 2: Probably hungry.
Person 1: yeah, should we feed them?
Person 2: No, the sign says we shouldn’t.
Pigeon 1: COME ONNNNNNNNN!
Pigeon 2: YOU ARE WRONG!
Pigeon 1: NO YOU ARE!
Pigeon 2: UNO REVERSE CARD!
Pigeon 1: YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE ONE!
Pigeon 2: SO WHAT?
Pigeon 1: YOU CANT DO THAT!
Pigeon 3: *More aggravated yelling*
Person 1: God, they are loud.
Person 2: You can say that again.
Person 1: Do you think they are talking about something?
Person 2: Birds can’t talk.
Person 1: True.
Pigeon 1: BREAD SUCKS! MOST OF THE TIME ITS STALE!
Pigeon 2: SEEDS SUCK! THEY HAVE A BAD TEXTURE!
Pigeon 1: SEEDS ARE AMAZING! THEY TASTE GREAT!
Pigeon 2: BREAD IS THE BEST! ITS FLUFFY!
Pigeon 1: ITS STALE!
Pigeon 2: FLUFFY!
Pigeon 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: It’s getting windy. We should leave.
Person 2: OW! I just got sniped by a leaf.
Person 1: Let’s go, the pigeons are starting to hurt my ears anyways.
Pigeon 1: IM GOING TO THROW A LEAF AT YOU!
Pigeon 2: YOU WOULD NOT!
Pigeon 2: >:(
Pigeon 1: 🙂
Pigeon 3: O:
They then argued for the rest of the day.
Funniest thing I’ve read all day.